Portal A Spoofs 1994’s Hottest Internet Service Provider, OATH
By Patrick Coffee on Apr. 13, 2017
Remember the AOL/Time Warner merger? It was so huge and successful that those douchebags got their own ugly building right across the street from Trump Tower. We hear they have great sushi up there, but even your boss’s boss can’t afford to eat at Masa unless some client is expensing that shit.
Now, of course, our friends at Verizon have bought both AOL and Yahoo in their long journey toward complete monopoly status—and earlier this month they announced that the two would be sewn together like some sort of horrific digital human centipede in a new venture called…OATH.